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Logic Programming--Husband & Wife
Posted On 07/13/2008 18:12:48 by RickyRoma

Logic Programming (husband and wife):
Husband : ( Returning late from work )
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?
Wife : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found ...
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters ...
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : It's by Default.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot. Wife : Are you going to drink wine ?
Husband : File system is full.
Wife : What is relation between u and your Receptionist?
Husband : Only user in my WRITE group.
Wife : What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus

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